Uptown South?
#1
Posted 09 November 2007 - 07:06 AM
A new decorative/informational sign was installed outside the football stadium yesterday, at the corner of Mint and Stonewall (cattywhompus from Duke's spinning globe thingy).
This sign has a nice little crown on top, and says "Uptown South". It sort of looks like the "South End" signs, but I've only driven by and haven't had the chance to study it. Anyway, it appears to have a little bit of directional info on it, like "<-- Stadium" and "Trade Street -->".
So is this "Uptown South" a new attempt to brand an area? Or something that already exists that I wasn't aware of?
Thanks.
#2
Posted 09 November 2007 - 08:36 AM
#3
Posted 09 November 2007 - 10:28 AM
#4
Posted 11 November 2007 - 12:10 AM
They could also just put up a f'n map and let people figure it out, there are street name labels at every corner in the city and people have been using that method for 'wayfinding' for centuries. Or maybe designate a part of town with something less official sounding like 'Blue Zone' or 'Green Zone' or something equally stupid, but at least with a little bit of irony.
Leave it to Charlotte to have no sense of identity in a place and hire some [low IQ] consultant from out of town to create something 'easy for tourists' that ends up making up yet another ambiguous place name that is not rooted at all in any history or common usage.
By the way, the new name for a fork will be hereby be 'prongmetal' because it is more intuitive and descriptive.
'Charlotte was great. We found a nice little restaurant in Uptown East. The beef was excellent, but I must say, I was disappointed that my prongmetal was dirty, but the waiter just looked at me like I was crazy when I asked for a new one.'
#5
Posted 11 November 2007 - 12:40 PM
#6
Posted 11 November 2007 - 03:43 PM
dubone, on Nov 11 2007, 02:10 AM, said:
This lame attempt to "rebrand" the parts of the city only goes to validate Charlotte's reputation for disregarding its history and having something of an inferiority complex in relation to "tourist cities". I don't know of another city which would seriously consider it a problem that complete strangers would have to buy a map in order to find their way around. Come to think of it, the 1st/2nd/3rd/4th Ward system is exceptionally easy to understand; they're already laid out with a logical, artificial system based on gridlined boundaries. It's not like they're named "Cabrini-Green", "Streeterville", and "Back-of-the-Yards".
The only guarantee you get in a system like this is that, in 20 years, it will be replaced by another set of trendier names. And instead of being asked for directions, the locals will have to explain why their city has no respect for the history of its neighborhoods.
#7
Posted 11 November 2007 - 04:21 PM
#8
Posted 13 November 2007 - 07:15 AM
The full sign:

The bottom -- a map and a list of attractions by quadrant:

As a map guy, I find it -- interesting -- that they chose to orient the maps according to how you are facing them and reading them. In other words, "up" is ahead of you as you look at the sign. Although I'm generally in favor of Up=North, I think I can understand that for a walking-map navigation for the general public, this might be more user-friendly. Here are both sides of the sign, the first facing Mint, the second with back to Mint.


A "walking guide" sign just outside the Mint Street parking deck:

Comment: I'm pretty sure I hate hate hate this N-S-E-W designation, in direct 45-degree contrast to the 1st-2nd-3rd-4th wards. Yuck. Maybe somebody thinks it will help U.S. Americans with reading maps of the Iraq people, and such. But I think it sucks.
Edited by grodney, 13 November 2007 - 07:18 AM.
#9
Posted 13 November 2007 - 07:31 AM
#10
Posted 13 November 2007 - 07:45 AM
#11
Posted 13 November 2007 - 07:59 AM
#12
Posted 13 November 2007 - 08:10 AM
Edited by Miesian Corners, 13 November 2007 - 08:31 AM.
#13
Posted 13 November 2007 - 08:26 AM
Mobuchu, on Nov 13 2007, 08:45 AM, said:
I too was blown away when I saw the stupidity of that map. The streets already are angled NE/NW/SE/SE....they perverted this by shifting the map about 45 degrees, then RECONFUSED the issues by dividing the quadrants based on false orientation (that doesn't have anything to do with the streets).
I agree that they should have kept the ward names, but if they were intent on using cardinal directions, at least renamed 3rd Ward - Uptown South, etc.....that would have made geographic sense.
This sign could be nominated for UP's first annual
EDIT: After studying the map even further, it becomes EVEN MORE MORONIC.....they twisted the map 45 degrees off of its true direction, but they also twisted it 45 degrees the less intuitive way....now South Tryon goes East, and West Trade goes South!
Also, I see they decided to consider the Blumenthal as part of Uptown East, but their arbitrary line looks likes it should be in both North and East.....
Who puts East at the top of a map?
#14
Posted 13 November 2007 - 09:27 AM
Unfortunately, the arbitrary and counter-intuitive diagonals screw up the whole concept. I am just astonished that, in one of the very few cities which has a true "center point" which functions as a hub for two main streets which dilineate quadrants which are further subdivided by gridded streets (come to think of it, I never before appreciated how few cities actually have this setup in the geographic center of the city), some mapmaker actually thought it would be even better to screw up the whole system and ignore the obvious boundaries of the streetscape. What's really aggravating is that the new quadrants don't cohere with each other at all... look at how BoA Stadium is in a different zone than the nearby Knights Stadium site, how a diagonal runs right through the middle of the Historic District, how the Convention Center and NASCAR HoF will end up in a different zone than the Brooklyn project.
Not that I expect this to last till the end of next year before the plan is scrapped, but it really screws up the neighborhood coherence of the Wards and works against efforts to make uptown a tourist-friendly place. Tourists are not professional cartographers, but they are generally intelligent enough to understand a grid system.
#15
Posted 13 November 2007 - 10:15 AM
Edited by MZT, 13 November 2007 - 10:16 AM.
#16
Posted 13 November 2007 - 11:51 AM

How many of us think of it:

If you *must* rename things, you could do this:

Or even this:

Sooooooooo, our decision is:

#17
Posted 14 November 2007 - 09:18 PM
#18
Posted 15 November 2007 - 11:13 AM
grodney, on Nov 13 2007, 12:51 PM, said:

EXACTLY!!!! Great diagrams.
What the F were these people thinking with the diagonal lines cutting blocks in half etc. I like the original wards, I'm not totally opposed to overlaying NSEW over them, but coming up with another quadrant system offset by 45 degrees is completely rediculous. Holy ****!!!! North isn't even NORTH!
If tourists can read subway maps in cities all over the world they, can figure out a basic map that splits downtown into the existin quadrants/wards. I'm guessing this was a Center City Partners idea? I know they have been stewing on this non-issue for a long time, but I lost track of it.
Man, this really really has me p_ssed off.
#19
Posted 16 November 2007 - 03:00 PM
I thought the same thing about either using the wards as NSEW or NW for Fourth Ward because it has N streets and W streets, etc.. I am just stupified as to why they did this. My main thought for why the might have as it that they are mostly pointing to places around Trade or around Tryon, so the didn't care about the boundaries that cut through the middle of the wards.
I have no problem with them orienting the map based on how you are walking, but all the more reason to have the rest of the map be accurate. It isn't like people are walking around the city with a compass, so why not just let the quadrants retain their original names and cardinal directions. You are either in a ward or one one of our two main streets, what is so flipping hard to understand about that, especially when you are giving them a color coordinated, oriented map with a You Are Here star, and every conceivable tourist destination on it. In that case, they aren't really needing to see what it is called, so why not just do it correctly!?
#20
Posted 18 January 2008 - 12:56 PM
This "Walk Charlotte" map appeared recently on 2nd St, err, MLK Jr Blvd, around the corner from the Visitor center.
So as you stand to look at the sign, your back is to MLK (and the 400 South Tryon building), and Tryon is to your right.
Now look at the map.
Yes, that's right. North isn't up. And logical North isn't up. Tryon is running straight left-and-right on this map. And that's not how you, the user, are oriented when reading it. (Also note the little lowercase "n" in the upper-right that is pointing true North.)
I suppose they did it solely to fit it on the space they had available. But geez.
So if you want to get to the light rail, it is "down" the map from the "you are here" marker. But that's actually 90 degrees to the right of where you are facing to read the map.
(Oh, also note there is no mention of "Uptown South" (etc.) or the color schemes mentioned in the signs earlier in this thread.)


Edited by grodney, 18 January 2008 - 12:57 PM.
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