Barring a disaster which we don't get often, or really bad weather then the local news is this:
- Read the police report for 10 minutes.
- Tell us for 5-7 minutes what the weather has already done for the day. Spend the last 30 or so seconds on a very nebulous forecast.
- Fit in some jiffy pop story like a 3 legged dog. One that doesn't have any risk or relevance.
- 5 minutes of sports. Unless there is a race or something.
- Rest are car commercials and news readers banter with each other.
- Rinse and repeat every 30 minutes














