Single Status Update
Dearest iPhone, I had all but given up hope, having finally come to terms with the loaner Android phone's inadequacies. But I am oh so gracious that you have finally returned to my warm, trustworthy hands! I promise to never put u in that terrible otter-box again. See, u don't like that brand either, your spell check denied the proper spelling of otterbox. But that's okay, if I can multitask and actually scroll by holding my finger down, rather than aimlessly sauntering around whatever page I...