HankStrong

True.

OK, so my statement is still basically correct 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time. Exclusions apply. Your mileage may vary. No animals were harmed in the making of this post. Opinions are for entertainment purposes only. Offices Orlando.

He's HELPFUL! He's good with people! He's got good people skills!

Spending time in Daytona is horrible. It's like I-Drive on meth.

I'm fairly positive if anyone in a downtown housing scenario believes their view is a view they'll have forever they might need a Stupid Sign. Downtown views change all the time and that could be for the better or the worse.

No one wanted to believe, but

Cleetus is retiring from the Gator Jump-A-Roo! A second, full-throttle version of the zipline will be installed with no safety equipment. Only the strong survive and the rest end up gator food, but anyone making it across and wrasslin' a gator that isn't taped gets a free shot on American Ninja Warrior Orlando. All positives!

I'd prefer to let it fail before I call it a failure.

I can't figure out why anyone is poo-pooing this.

How is that illegal?

It will be a crying shame if there isn't eventually a stop in Cocoa, simply for the port to transport to it.

Amen to that! I've only had one semi-bad experience with Uber/Lyft drivers. I've had so many bad Mears experiences. So many. So so so many.

I love a good chicken sandwich.

There is a large one that lives behind my house. He's very loud.

*applause*