Teeny Bopper Translator

[monsoon 0]

THIS TRANSLAETS 2 TENYBOP3R SP3AK!!111! OMG

[peaceloveunderstanding 0]

lol, thats pretty funny. I put some Aristotle through it.

[Urban_Legend 0]

Oy, lol.

[nashvol85 0]

Here is how it translated an English paper I recently finished...interesting to say the least...I got a 96 on the paper. lol.

J!1111 ALFRED PRUFROK AND LOUIES MALARD BOTH SHAERD DISATISFACTION WIT THERE CURENT SITUATION BUT TH3Y DIFAR3D IN HOW TH3Y DISCOVAR3D THERE DISATISFACTION AND HOW TH3Y ACT3D ON THERE HOP3S AND DR3MS FOR A BTER LIEF111!! OMG LOL PRUFROK HAD HARBORED HIS MBITIONS FOR CHANGE FOR A LONG TIEM BUT HAD NAVAR HAD TEH COURAEG 2 RISK FALEURE WHIEL MALARD HAD A SUD3N REALIZATION OF HER DREMS AND IMEDIAETLY SOUGHT A WAY 2 CHANGA H3R SITUATION WIT NO CONSIEDRATIONS FOR ANY TYPA OF LETDOWN SHA MIGHT HAEV

LOUIES!1!1 OMG WTF MALARD AND J!!11111 WTF ALFRED PRUFROK WANTED V3RY DIF3RENT THNGS WHAN IT CM3 2 MAKNG THERE LIEVS BTER11!1111 OMG LOL LOUIES HAD NAVAR REALIEZD SOME OF TEH FELNGS TAHT SH3 WAS HOLDNG BAK UNTIL TRAEGDY STRUK!!1! OMG WTF LOL 3VAN THOUGH SHA WAS VISIBLY UPSAT OV3R HAR HUSBANDS

[monsoon 0]

I dare you to turn that in as your assignment.

[nashvol85 0]

I dare you to turn that in as your assignment.   

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Hmmm, I think I'll pass. I finally got an A on something, I'm not going to ruin it!

[urbanlife 118]

that is too funny, I think I might have to bookmark this when I get home. I translated the website of the hotel I work at and I could barely understand it.

[Namu336 0]

y'all just stay tryna crack on somebody.

[ironchapman 1]

TRY THIS ON3

"The Declaration of Independence"

TEH DACLARATION OF INDEPANDANCE

ACTION OF SECOND CONTIENNTAL CONGRAS JULY 4 DA UNANIMOUS D3CLARATION OF TEH THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF M3RICA

WHAN IN TEH COURS3 OF HUMAN AV3NTS

IT BCOM3S N3C3SARY FOR ON3 P3OPLE 2 DISOLVA TEH POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONACTED THAM WIT ANOTHER AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POW3RS OF DA 3ARTH DA SEPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURES GOD 3NTITLE THEM A DEC3NT RASPACT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND R3QUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUSES WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 TEH SEPARATION

WA11!11!1! OMG WTF LOL HOLD TH3SA TRUTHS 2 B S3LF-AVIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CR3AETD 3QUAL TAHT THEY R ENDOW3D BY THEYRE CR3A2R WIT C3RTANE UNALEINABL3 RIGHTS TAHT MONG THAS3 R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS - TAHT 2 SECUR3 THASE RIGHTS GOVARNM3NTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN D3RIVNG THEYRE JUST POW3RS FROM DA CONSANT OF TEH GOV3RN3D TAHT WHENEV3R ANY FORM OF GOV3RNM3NT BCOM3S D3STRUCTIEV OF TH3SA 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPL3 2 ALTAR OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOVARNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 TH3M SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EF3CT THERE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS11!!11!! OMG WTF PRUDENCE INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVERNM3NTS LONG ESTABLISH3D SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUS3S AND ACORDNGLY AL 3XPAREINCE HATH SHAWN TAHT MANKIND R MORE DISPOS3D 2 SUF3R WHIEL 3VILS R SUF3RABL3 THAN 2 RIGHT THEMS3LVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THAY R ACUS2MAD!!!! OMG BUT WHEN A LONG TRANE OF ABUSAS AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJECT AVINCES A DASIGN 2 R3DUC3 THEM UNDER ABSOLUT3 DESPOTISM IT IS THEYRE RIGHT IT IS THEYRE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVARNM3NT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTUR3 SACURITY!11!1 OMG SUCH HAS BEN TEH PATEINT SUFARANC3 OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW TEH NAC3SITY WHICH CONSTRANES THEM 2 ALT3R THERE FORM3R SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMANT111! OMG WTF LOL DA HIS2RY OF DA PRESENT KNG OF GRAAT- BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF RAPEAETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJECT TEH 3STABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTE TYRANY OVAR TH3SE STAETS!!1!11! WTF LOL 2 PROVA THIS L3T FACTS B SUBMITED 2 A CANDID WORLD

HE1!!1! OMG WTF LOL HAS REFUSAD HIS ASANT 2 LAWS DA MOST WHOLESOM3 AND NECASARY FOR TEH PUBLIC GOD

HE!!111111 OMG WTF LOL HAS FORBIDEN HIS GOV3RNORS 2 PAS LAWS OF IMEDIAET AND PR3SNG IMPORTANCE UNLES SUSP3ND3D IN THEYRE OPARATION TIL HIS AS3NT SHUD B OBTANEED AND WHAN SO SUSPENDED HE HAS UT3RLY NEGLECTED 2 ATEND 2 THAM

HE!1111 OMG LOL HAS R3FUS3D 2 PAS OTH3R LAWS FOR DA ACOMODATION OF LARGE DISTRICTS OF PEOPLE UNLES THOSA PEOPL3 WUD RELINQUISH TEH RIGHT OF REPRAS3NTATION IN DA L3GISLATUR3 A RIGHT IENSTIMABLE 2 THEM AND FORMIDABLA 2 TYRANTS ONLY

H3111! OMG HAS CALAD 2GATHAR LEGISLATIEV BODEIS AT PLAECS UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABL3 AND DISTANT FROM TEH DEPOSI2RY OF THERE PUBLIC RACORDS FOR DA SOLA PURPOSE OF FATIGUNG THAM IN2 COMPLIANC3 WIT HIS MAASUR3S

H3!1!1!!! WTF HAS DISOLVED REPRES3NTATIEV HOUSES R3PAAETDLY FOR OPOSNG WIT MANLY FIRMN3S HIS INVASIONS ON TEH RIGHTS OF TEH PAOPL3

HA!1!!11!! OMG WTF LOL HAS REFUSED FOR A LONG TIEM AFTER SUCH DISOLUTIONS 2 CAUS3 OTHARS 2 B 3LECT3D WHER3BY DA LEGISLATIEV POW3RS INCAPABLE OF DA ANIHILATION HAEV RETURN3D 2 TEH PEOPLE AT LARGE FOR THERE 3XERCIES DA STAET R3MANENG IN DA MAAN TIEM AXPOSAD 2 AL DA DANGERS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT AND TEH CONVULSIONS WITHIN

HE!!11!! OMG LOL HAS ENDEAVOURED 2 PREVANT TEH POPULATION OF THASA STAETS FOR TAHT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTNG TEH LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOR3IGNERS REFUSNG 2 PAS OTH3RS 2 ANCOURAEG THERE MIGRATIONS HITHER AND RASENG DA CONDITIONS OF NU APROPRIATIONS OF LANDS

HE11!!1!!1 WTF HAS OBSTRUCTED TEH ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC BY RAFUSNG HIS ASENT 2 LAWS FOR ESTABLISHNG JUDICIARY POW3RS

HE11!!11! WTF LOL HAS MAED JUDG3S DEPENDENT ON HIS WIL ALON3 FOR TEH TENUR3 OF THERE OFIECS AND TEH MOUNT AND PAYM3NT OF THEYRE SALAREIS

HE!!!!!1!! OMG LOL HAS ER3CT3D A MULTITUD3 OF NU OFIECS AND SENT HITHAR SWARMS OF OFIECRS 2 HARAS OUR PEOPLE AND EAT OUT THERE SUBSTANCE

HE!1!!!1! WTF LOL HAS KEPT MONG US IN TIEMS OF PEAEC STANDNG ARMEIS WITHOUT DA CONSENT OF OUR LAGISLATUR3S

H3!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL HAS AFACT3D 2 RENDAR TEH MILITARY INDAP3NDANT OF AND SUPERIOR 2 DA CIVIL POW3R

HE!!1!111 OMG HAS COMBIEND WIT OTHERS 2 SUBJECT US 2 A JURISDICTION FOREIGN 2 OUR CONSTITUTION AND UNAKNOWLEDGAD BY OUR LAWS GIVNG HIS ASENT 2 THEYRE ACTS OF PRET3NDED LEGISLATION

FOR QUARTERNG LARGA BODEIS OF ARMED TROPS MONG US

FOR PROTACTNG THEM BY A MOK TRIAL FROM PUNISHM3NT FOR ANY MURDARS WHICH THAY SHUD COMIT ON DA INHABITANTS OF THESE STAETS

FOR CUTNG OF OUR TRAED WIT AL PARTS OF DA WORLD

FOR IMPOSNG TAEXS ON US WITHOUT OUR CONSANT

FOR DEPRIVNG US IN MANY CAESS OF DA BN3FITS OF TRIAL BY JURY

FOR TRANSPORTNG US BYOND SEAS 2 B TREID FOR PRET3ND3D OF3NCAS

FOR ABOLISHNG TEH FRE SYST3M OF 3NGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURNG PROVINCA ESTABLISHNG THEYRE AN ARBITRARY GOV3RNM3NT AND ENLARGNG ITS BOUNDAREIS SO AS 2 R3ND3R IT AT ONCE AN EXMPLE AND FIT INSTRUMENT FOR INTRODUCNG DA SMA ABSOLUTE RUL3S IN2 THESA COLONEIS

FOR TAKNG AWAY OUR CHART3RS ABOLISHNG OUR MOST VALUABLE LAWS AND ALT3RNG FUNDMANTALY TEH FORMS OF OUR GOV3RNMENTS

FOR SUSP3NDNG OUR OWN LAGISLATUR3S AND DECLARNG THAMSALV3S INVESTED WIT POW3R 2 LEGISLAET FOR US IN AL CAESS WUT!!!1!1 WTF HAS ABDICAETD GOV3RNMENT HERA BY DACLARNG US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGNG WAR AGANEST US

HA!!111!1! WTF LOL HAS PLUND3R3D OUR S3AS RAVAEGD OUR COASTS BURNT OUR 2WNS AND DESTROYAD TEH LIEVS OF OUR PEOPLE

HE11!111 LOL IS AT THIS TIEM TRANSPORTNG LARGE ARMEIS OF FOREIGN M3RC3NAREIS 2 COMPLEAT TEH WORKS OF DEATH DESOLATION AND TYRANY ALR3ADY BGUN WIT CIRCUMSTANCES OF CRUELTY AND PERFIDY SCARCELY PARALELED IN TEH MOST BARBAROUS AEGS AND 2TALY UNWORTHY DA H3AD OF A CIVILIEZD NATION

H3!1!1! WTF LOL HAS CONSTRANEED OUR F3LOW CITIEZNS TAEKN CAPTIEV ON TEH HIGH SEAS 2 BAR ARMS AGANEST THEYRE COUNTRY 2 BCOMA DA EXECUTIONARS OF THERE FREINDS AND BR3THREN OR 2 FAL THEMSELVES BY THERE HANDS

H3111!111! OMG HAS 3XCIETD DOMASTIC INSUR3CTIONS MONGST US AND HAS 3NDEAVOUR3D 2 BRNG ON TEH INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTEIRS TEH MARCIELS INDIAN SAVAEGS WHOSA KNOWN RUL3 OF WARFAER IS AN UNDISTNGUISHAD D3STRUCTION OF AL AEGS SEXES AND CONDITIONS

IN1!1!! OMG WTF LOL EVARY STAEG OF THESE OPR3SIONS WA HAEV PETITIONAD FOR REDRES IN DA MOST HUMBLA TERMS OUR REPAAETD PETITIONS HAEV B3N ANSW3R3D ONLY BY REPAAETD INJURY1!!1! OMG LOL A PRINC3 WHOS3 CHARACT3R IS THUS MARKED BY EVERY ACT WHICH MAY DEFIEN A TYRANT IS UNFIT 2 B DA RULAR OF A FRE P3OPL3

NOR!!11 OMG HAEV WE BEN WANTNG IN AT3NTIONS 2 OUR BRITISH BR3THRAN!!1!111 OMG LOL WA HAEV WARNAD TH3M FROM TIEM 2 TIEM OF ATAMPTS BY THERE L3GISLATURE 2 3XTEND AN UNWARANTABLA JURISDICTION OVER US11!11 OMG WTF LOL WA HAEV REMIND3D TH3M OF TEH CIRCUMSTANC3S OF OUR AMIGRATION AND SETLEM3NT H3RE1!1! OMG WTF WE HAEV AP3AELD 2 THERE NATIEV JUSTIEC AND MAGNANIMITY AND WE HAEV CONJURAD THAM BY TEH TEIS OF OUR COMON KINDRAD 2 DISAVOW THESE USURPATIONS WHICH WUD IENVITABLY INTERUPT OUR CON3CTIONS AND CORESPONDANC31!1!!1 WTF LOL THAY 2 HAEV BEN DEAF 2 DA VOIEC OF JUSTIEC AND OF CONSANGUINITY!!!! OMG LOL WE MUST THEIR ACQUEISCE IN TEH NECASITY WHICH D3NOUNCES OUR S3PARATION AND HOLD THEM AS WE HOLD DA R3ST OF MANKIND ANEMEIS IN WAR IN PAAEC FREINDS

WE1!!!!1!! LOL THEYRE DA REPRASANTATIEVS OF TEH UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA IN GANERAL CONGRES ASEMBLED APEALNG 2 DA SUPREM3 JUDG3 OF TEH WORLD FOR DA R3CTITUDE OF OUR INTENTIONS DO IN TEH NM3 AND BY AUTHORITY OF DA GOD PAOPLA OF THESE COLONEIS SOLEMNLY PUBLISH AND DECLAER TAHT TH3SE UNIETD COLONEIS AER AND OF RIGHT OUGHT 2 B FRE AND IND3PENDENT STAETS TAHT THEY R ABSOLV3D FROM AL ALEGIANC3 2 TEH BRITISH CROWN AND TAHT AL POLITICAL CONECTION BTWEN THEM AND TEH STAET OF GR3AT-BRITANE IS AND OUGHT 2 B 2TALY DISOLVED AND TAHT AS FRE AND INDEP3ND3NT STAETS THEY HAEV FUL POWAR 2 LAVY WAR CONCLUD3 PAAEC CONTRACT ALIANC3S 3STABLISH COMERCA AND 2 DO AL OTHER ACTS AND THNGS WHICH INDEPEND3NT STAETS MAY OF RIGHT DO1111111! OMG AND FOR TEH SUPORT OF THIS D3CLARATION WIT A FIRM R3LIANC3 ON DA PROTECTION OF DIVIEN PROVIEDNCA WE MUTUALY PL3DG3 2 AACH OTHAR OUR LIEVS OUR FORTUNAS AND OUR SACRAD HONOR

1!!!1!1 OMG LOL

Interesting.

[ironchapman 1]

ONE MOR3 SPECH!!!OMG!!!WTF!!

"The Gettysburg Address"

TEH GETYSBURG ADRES

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NOV111!!1 OMG WTF 19 1863

FOURSCORE AND SAV3N YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD EQUAL!!!1!!!

NOW WE R 3NGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TASTNG WH3THER TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCAIEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG 3NDURE1!1!!1! WE R M3T ON A GREAT BATLAFEILD OF TAHT WAR!1!!1!1 OMG LOL WE HAEV COME 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF IT AS A FINAL RESTNG PLAEC FOR THOSE WHO DEID H3RE TAHT DA NATION MIGHT LIEV1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL THIS WE MAY IN AL PROPREITY DO!!!1 OMG WTF BUT IN A LARG3R SANS3 WA CANOT D3DICAET WE CANOT CONS3CRAET W3 CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND11!1 OMG WTF LOL DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DAAD WHO STRUGLED H3RE HAEV HALOWED IT FAR ABOV3 OUR POR POWAR 2 AD OR DETRACT111!!1 OMG WTF LOL DA WORLD WIL LITLE NOTE NOR LONG REMEMBR WUT WE SAY HAR3 BUT IT CAN NEVER FORGET WT DID H3R311!1! WTF

IT IS RATHAR FOR US TEH LIVNG WA HER3 B DEDICAETD 2 TEH GR3AT TASK REMANENG BFORA US-TAHT FROM THES3 HONORED D3AD WE TAEK INCREAESD DAVOTION 2 TAHT CAUSE FOR WHICH THEY HER3 GAEV TEH LAST FUL MEASURA OF DEVOTION-TAHT WA HARE HIGHLY RASOLVA TAHT TH3S3 D3AD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOVARNMENT OF TEH P3OPL3 BY TEH PEOPLA FOR DA P3OPL3 SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM TEH EARTH!1!1

[Aessotariq 1]

Good grief.. OMG WTF LOL

[ironchapman 1]

Are there any more of these "Translators"?

P.S. You're lucky I didn't try the Constitution, as I had originally intended. I stopped trying to post it when I realized how...<cough cough cough>...huge it really is.

[Urban_Legend 0]

^That was hilarious!

[ironchapman 1]

The speeches, or just the thread in general? Either case, they're both funny.

[MV_Klahowya 0]

Are there any more of these "Translators"?

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I found a translator a few years ago that translated English into Ebonics. The translate button in this one was labeled Ebonify dis whack English.

There was another one that translated English into Valley Girl speak.

-- LB

[monsoon 0]

Snoop Dog Shizzolator

[nashvol85 0]

Snoop Dog Shizzolator

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Haha....I shizzolated urbanplanet...

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[ironchapman 1]

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Here is the Gettysburg Address:

The Gettysburg Address

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Nov. 19, 1863

Fourscore an' seven years ago our fathers brought forth on dis here continent uh new nation, conceived in liberty an' dedicated ta da proposition dat all men iz created equal.

Now we's iz engaged in uh great civil war, tes'in whether dat nation or any nation so conceived an' so dedicated can long endure. We iz met on uh great battlefield o' dat war. We gots come ta dedicate uh portion o' it as uh final resting place fo' those who died here dat da nation might live. This we's may, in all propriety do. But in uh larger sense, we's cannot dedicate, we's cannot consecrate, we's cannot hallow dis here ground. The brave men, living an' dead who struggled here gots hallowed it far above our poor power ta add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we's say here, but it can never forget what dey did here.

It iz rather fo' us da living, we's here be dedicated ta da great task remaining 'bfoe us--that from deez honored dead we's take increased devotion ta dat cause fo' which dey here gave da last full measure o' devotion--that we's here highly resolve dat deez dead shall not gots died in vain, dat dis here nation shall gots uh new birth o' freedom, an' dat da system o' da peeps, by da peeps, fo' da peeps shall not perish from da earth."

an don't make me pull mah gat! ya know das right! otay buh-weet?

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[ironchapman 1]

After some more research on Google, I have found a site that will put any website's homepage in a certain dialect that you choose.

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

[Namu336 0]

Here lyrics to that let's go joint by Trick Daddy:

IF U WANT SOMA COME G3T SOME

CUZ WH3RE IMM FROM WA 2T3 BIG GUNS (YAAH)

AND EVERYBODY KNOW SOM3BODY TAHT KNOW SOMEBODY TAHT KNOW SOMETHIN BOUT IT (YEAH)

AND I WANT ANSW3RS NOW WHO WUT WHER3 WHEN AND Y A LOTA DUDAS LIEK 2 ACT A FOL AND AL G3T AL LOUD BUT TAHT ANET MAH STYL3 WUT HE WHO HE GONA GAT AND WUT HA GONA DO WUT HE GONA DO)

RUN UP ON M3 IF H3 WANT 2

OUT THEIR IMPR3SIN HIS HOMEIS

BUT HE S2D UP IN FRONT OF HIS MMA

I MOP UP TEH FLO WIT EM

AND I KIK IN DA DOR AND L3T TEH 4!11!1! LOL GET EM

I GOT FOLS TAHTL GO G3T EM

THIS FOR HIM TEH CR3W AND DA DUDES TAHT RUN WIT EM

1111 OMG WTF LOL

[ironchapman 1]

Try this:

It is a website with several silly translators.

Click here for the site

One of my faves on that site is the "Inbedder". It "inbeds"( ) text.

Here is the Gettysburg Address Inbedded, I bolded some of the places where it was "inbedded"

The Gettysburg Address -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nov in bed. 19, 1863 Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal in bed. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure in bed. We are met on a great battlefield of that war in bed. We have come to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place for those who died here that the nation might live in bed. This we may, in all propriety do in bed. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground in bed. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have hallowed it far above our poor power to add or detract in bed. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here in bed. It is rather for us the living, we here be dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth in bed."