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Charlotte a Porn Hub?!

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Charlotte has always been a major distribution hub...the distribution industry in Charlotte employs more than the financial industry.

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The company that runs Adam & Eve is actually based in Hillsborough. Or they have a large distribution center there.

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Very true. Hillsborough is the typical picturesque NC city. But behind closed doors you find Aunt Bee, Opie, and Gomer working hard to pack up those dildos, pornos, and other "accesories" to aid their local economy. Meanwhile Andy is taking telephone orders and Barney guards all the money rolling in. Porn has taught far more people how to use computers than any school ever did. :lol:

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adam & eve also has some part of their operation in chapel hill too. i actually thought they were based there. maybe they just have a distribution warehouse or something there.

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Very true.  Hillsborough is the typical picturesque NC city.  But behind closed doors you find Aunt Bee, Opie, and Gomer working hard to pack up those dildos, pornos, and other  "accesories" to aid their local economy.  Meanwhile Andy is taking telephone orders and Barney guards all the money rolling in.  Porn has taught far more people how to use computers than any school ever did.  :lol:

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Picturing Aunt Bea with a dildo in her hand might actually turn someone against porn.

In all seriousness, it's not like every state isn't into porn. The internet has brought it everywhere. I remember East Market Street in Greensboro had about 5 porn shops. But I know the preachers will now be up in arms about this...so much for that.

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I didn't know Adam & Eve was a "toy store." I always thought it was an "erotic clothing" store for women. Now I know where to get my girlfriends birthday present when i'm on the run! :lol: But, Charlotte a porn hub?:huh: I'm not to sure about that! Don't think i'm a pervert or anything, but I was watching Pornucopia on HBO a couple months ago and it said that the San Fernando Valley (LA, Santa Ana, and Burbank)produced 75% of America's porn and 60% of the world's "pleasure items." So the Observer must've got their facts wrong or something. Oh and monsoon, it's not Gomer it's Goober. ^_^

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You guys are hilarious!!  You all are cracking me up with this! :rofl:

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what's so funny flubba dubba!? how's the new cat doing in the battleground house?

:ph34r:

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Cosmoboy, you have to remember you're in the Bible Belt. Anything more than an Adult Section in a video store is considered mass production here. Add on to the fact that there are several large distribution centers and/or hq's and it's a glorified hub.

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Cosmoboy, you have to remember you're in the Bible Belt.  Anything more than an Adult Section in a video store is considered mass production here.  Add on to the fact that there are several large distribution centers and/or hq's and it's a glorified hub.

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:huh: What? i don't get it?

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.....Oh and monsoon, it's not Gomer it's Goober. ^_^

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Correction. Gomer Pyle was originally on that show. When he went off to join the marines his cousin, Goober Pyle, took over his garage. Goober later moved to Nashville and Gomer came home to NC.

One could conclude that I have no life for knowing all that detail. :cry:

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One could conclude that I have no life for knowing all that detail.    :cry:

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I'll back you up on that one.

That gomer was on andy griffith, that is. :whistling:

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Correction.  Gomer Pyle was originally on that show.  When he went off to join the marines his cousin, Goober Pyle,  took over his garage.  Goober later moved to Nashville and Gomer came home to NC.

One could conclude that I have no life for knowing all that detail.    :cry:

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yeah you're right! I forgot about that!

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what's so funny flubba dubba!? how's the new cat doing in the battleground house?

:ph34r:

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Hey smugabug!! How did you know it was me?? I knew it was you for about a couple of months now. I fugured out that you used ezcheese and talked about the new developments going on in Burlington and put 2 and 2 together. I guess you did the same, smugabug! :D

Honeybear is doing just fine....he always jumps up in my lap and darts around the house like a bullet.........crazy cat! :w00t:

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heh, this is a riot. i actually thought raintree's original reply was a joke. it's not very often that my mind is blown. ;)

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Hey smugabug!!  How did you know it was me??  I knew it was you for about a couple of months now.  I fugured out that you used ezcheese and talked about the new developments going on in Burlington and put 2 and 2 together.  I guess you did the same, smugabug! :D

Honeybear is doing just fine....he always jumps up in my lap and darts around the house like a bullet.........crazy cat! :w00t:

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i knew it was you from your posts referring to the fayetville symphony and some other stuff.

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Porn is made literally everywhere. I know of a photographer who produces gay porn all over Upstate South Carolina and Western North Carolina, and for a while there was a bona fide porn video company operating out of Greenville, SC. I tried getting on with them, but got turned down because of lack of muscle definition. They told me to come back a little more toned and they'd have me on film in no time.

Meanwhile, a friend of mine rented a warehouse in Hendersonville from which to operate an exotic animal petstore. It came down to the landlord choosing between him and a nice, distinguished-looking lady. What did the distinguished-looking lady want to do with the space? But of course -- produce and distribute smut.

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