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Las Vegas Monorail

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Holy crap there are a lot of parking lots in LV. Hopefuly the monorail will spawn a little infill. I like monrails, better looking and less shadow and noise than els. I bet it will become a tourist destination in itself when finished.

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how far does the system go?

Not far. It's basically a tourist system that hits the major casinos and attractions along the strip and that's about it.

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That's a nice system I like the train itself VERY modern it will be to ride it and do all the major spots all in one trip.

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It looks a lot like what they've been promising here in Seattle for many many years. Accept those are picture and not an artsit's rendering.

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Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

Like a genuine,

Bona fide,

Electrified,

Six-car

Monorail!

What'd I say?

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[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

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I swear it's Springfield's only choice...

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

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All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!

Monorail!

Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

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