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A riddle for you

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Q: What happens when a big dog farts in Grand Rapids?

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A: It causes a power outtage, of course!

Seriously folks, I've never lived in any other burg where power outtages from a little thundernlightning caused such a panic in the power lines. This was just a teeny outtage (40 minutes) but still. It's so predictable, it's laughable. What is it about our electrical that's so retarded?

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Q: What happens when a big dog farts in Grand Rapids?

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A: It causes a power outtage, of course!

Seriously folks, I've never lived in any other burg where power outtages from a little thundernlightning caused such a panic in the power lines. This was just a teeny outtage (40 minutes) but still. It's so predictable, it's laughable. What is it about our electrical that's so retarded?

2 words.... "Consumers Energy".

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2 words.... "Consumers Energy".

Yah, here's a riddle: What's white and blue and sleeps three...? :P

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2 words.... "Consumers Energy".

Consumers Energy is trash, I recently moved to Holt, which has Counsumers, from Lansing, which has BWL. I've already had 2 or 3 problems with power outages in less than 6 months and power blips all the time. When I had the BWL maybe once or twice a year, and it was usually taken care of in less than a half hour.

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Yah, here's a riddle: What's white and blue and sleeps three...? :P

A consumers's energy truck?

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:lol: Precisely. I forgot that I left that hanging out there. My Dad used to do a lot of engineering consulting for Consumers, and that was one of the jokes.

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man, it must be where you guys live, I havent lost power in three years.

We haven't either. I know people show up at work all the time mentioning power outages and we've never experienced it in over three years.

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