Michigain's Stupid Laws

[turlough]

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed)

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife. Furthermore, no prosecution may take place if the offense was committed over a year from when a complaint was made.

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

The last Sunday in June of every year was named

[Allan]

There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.

With so many crows and starlings flying around, you'd think that more people would be out bird hunting, especially if they get a whole 3 cents per bird. LOL.