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Trash Bins For Sale

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Hello,

Seeing that there is apparently surreal demand and a very limited supply, The Ank Enterprises went down to the Public Works building this AM, and bought up every available recycling bin that the city has, that other normal functioning municipalities offered for free..

The city set the market at a paltry $5, and The Ank thinks they have greatly erred on the value of such, as the government often does err.. Only, this time it was NOT in their favor surprisingly... With trash fines set at $100-$500, The Ank accounting staff felt the value per bin was far too low.. If you are interested in buying them from the city at $5 per bin, that option is no longer available.

Blue and Green bins are available for purchase at www.freemarketbins.com.org. The new, market corrected price is now $25 per bin. Think of the savings you STILL will have, a typical one family house will only need to spend $50 to avoid a certain fine no less than $100! Thats a saving of ONE HALF instantly!!! And not only is the saving instant, but they continue EVERY WEEK! You can save a minimum of $2,600 PER YEAR just by purchasing bins from me. Shipping and handling extra (nothing in life is free). Go Providence!!! GO GREEN PROVIDENCE!!!

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Don't give anybody ideas. Next thing you know there will be a white van cruising around snatching up empty blue and green bins and selling them for $10 each on craigslist; FREE delivery in Providence with a minimum $40 purchase!

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Don't give anybody ideas. Next thing you know there will be a white van cruising around snatching up empty blue and green bins and selling them for $10 each on craigslist; FREE delivery in Providence with a minimum $40 purchase!

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