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Metrosexual Test


monsoon

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"Here is some advice. STOP BUYING YOUR CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! You will never land a decent woman unless you shave that nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut."

What is Walmart? I only shave about three times a week, but it dosen't grow that fast, and $40 (with tip included) ;)

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Wow, this is an old thread. But since I've never seen it, I went ahead and took the test. I scored a 32%, but I know I'm more metro than it says. The things about going "a day or two without a shower" and "going to the grocery store in sweats" are far from the truth. I only wear product in my hair when I go to the office, but the rest of the time I wear a baseball cap. But not just any old cap, a Nautica or Tommy Hilfiger cap. I also will not go out in public without my hat, clean, neat clothes, decent shoes, deodorant, and cologne. I've got to have all that before I leave the house. And I keep all my essentials (wallet, pocket knife, keys, cell phone, loose change, etc) in a valet by the door so I don't forget anything.

And I've never been mistaken for gay, but the chicks have always "dug" me, even now that I'm fat and married. :shades:

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I am 9% Metrosexual.

Here is some advice. STOP BUYING YOUR CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! You will never land a decent woman unless you shave that nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

Hmm, i never buy clothes at wal- mart(and rarely buy anything else there), i can only grow a little mustache, not a beard, but i shave every 2 days,but even if i didnt shave youd barely notice, and my last hair cut was $12

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